Tuesday, April 27, 2010

The Birds and the Bees

So it would appear that I am falling into what would like a relationship. I know! So totally not expecting anything like that to happen in my life for, well, maybe ever. I'm not in a rush, and I'm going to wait and see how this happens to play out.

Where I was going in this post...
My little Poopy Pants is 8 years old now. He has an insatiable appetite for knowledge. Mom, why this, why that? It does my heart good to see that curiosity for life in him. So at Easter I cooked and had the whole extended family for dinner. His little cousin called her other auntie (not me) a pervert. The next day Poopy Pants asks what a pervert is. My hurried answer was its someone who thinks about sex all the time. So much that it disrupts the rest of their life. OK. Well, whats sex? CRAP!

He actually seems satisfied with the answer that sex is something 2 people do to make a baby when they love each other very much. Thanks goodness he didn't ask about the mechanics of it. We'll save that for another day.

Easter was quite a while ago now, and there have been no more questions of that nature since.

Now this new person in our lives is actually a friend of mine. Globinski, we'll call him. Poopy Pants seems to really like him, as do Peeper and the Tiny Maniac. The oldest 2 girls tolerate him. That's a good thing because they seem to be very protective of their mama. They don't often welcome new people into our lives with open arms. One night not very long ago we are all sitting in the van after having ice cream. We are finishing our cones, dropping Glob off at his vehicle, when out of the blue...

Mom, you should give 'The Sex' to Globinski!

Oh my goodness!?!

I think I peed a little.